i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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