if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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