Plan B is the new Plan A
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Randomize
