yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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