You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
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We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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