Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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