Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
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Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
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No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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