that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
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she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
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For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
third nipple confirmed
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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