My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
high people should be assigned attendants
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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