she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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