Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
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OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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