are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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