help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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