How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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