The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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