you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
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