It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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