Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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