Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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