I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Can you bring me the toilet please
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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