Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize