So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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