Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am

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(630): View more from Illinois

i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!

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(862): View more from New Jersey

I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.

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(912): View more from Georgia

I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.

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(620): View more from Kansas

And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

fuck you

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also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo

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