you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
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I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck