so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm at about main and main street
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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