You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
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My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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