i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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