but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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