saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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