Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
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He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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