i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
im six kinds of drunk right now
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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