Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
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