margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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