You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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