If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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