there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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