what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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