i don't like sucking hair
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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