Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
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I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Who died my cat blue again?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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