I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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