Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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