I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Randomize
