Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
My balls are so social today.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
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So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
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There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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