Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
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