Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
i now understand why vodka
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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