Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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