I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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