my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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