Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
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