so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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