she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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