Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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