Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
time to smoke my breakfast
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
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