I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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