Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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