If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
well I can't set my house on fire every night
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
And then he peed in my hair
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