yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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