so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
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she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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