Duck Duck Cougar?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
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I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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