the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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